I just received an email from Danny Agapito clarifying that he did NOT invent The Stunt Man. He simply was the first known human to try one. Just wanted to make that clear.

Question: Would you rather get a really bad haircut or be crapped on by a bird for a week? I love "Would You Rather.." scenarios like "Would you rather fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him?". If you have any good ones, send them to me at dpcorbin@yahoo.com and I'll post it on the blog.

I feel a midgets related post coming soon.....

I just wrote a long entry on my trip to NYC this weekend, my trip back there next weekend, and the beauty of playing the "one-nuthin'" game in the city. I even added something about the world's loudest burper dammit. But it was all lost when I tried to post it. Damn. So this is all you get today. (Feel the surliness flowing)

Do you enjoy tequila? Of course you do! Well, here's a great drink recently invented by my friend Danny Agapito. I highly suggest several rounds of this drink followed by my favorite drinking game, "First One To Roll a Seven Gets Punched in the Face". Email me at dpcorbin@yahoo.com if you need instructions on how to play the game. I'll be happy to come show you.

The Stunt Man is similar to a tequila shot with salt and lemon but there are some subtle differences (i.e. substituting pepper for salt).

The Stunt Man:

1. Snort pepper

2. Drink the tequila shot

3. Rub lemons in your eyes

OH..................MY.......................GOD.

This is disturbing.

Special thanks to my friend Jenna for forwarding that link to me.

What is the world coming to?! Nudism on the decline! That's HORRIBLE. Check out what's going on in Germany.

The weekend was hot. Really hot. 110 heat index hot. My buddy Steve and I went for an 8 mile run Sunday morning and while I'm used to the "Dear Lord, that boy ain't right" stares, we got more than usual. I do love the heat but this is getting a little out of control.

Random thought, where can I buy a fake mustache? I might have check it out on google.