I figured I'd post this, just in case someone out there hasn't seen it before. If you have seen it, enjoy it again.

25 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word: "Pants"

1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

2. You are unwise to lower your pants.

3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.

7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.

21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

I received many cool things for my birthday yesterday, but today I want to mention a sweet gift I got for Christmas. Some people mock it and lump it together with Chia Pets, the Pasta Pro, and other "As Seen On TV" products. Maybe it's those cheesy commercials with the old lady clapping like a sea lion before going to sleep. But I'm here to TESTIFY (Al Green voice), the Clapper kicks ass. My brother Mike sent me one and it's now hooked up to the main floor lamp in my living room. Now I can turn the light on or off and NEVER have to leave the couch. What more could you hope for in a gift?

Happy Birthday to my brother Brian, who turns 32 today. It's also, as many of you know, my 31st birthday today. To celebrate, I've decided not to go to work today. Oh, wait...anyway, I hope Brian has a great day. All I want as a gift this year is for Georgetown to beat Rutgers. Since that's not likely, I'm going to buy myself something special. Problem is I don't know any local stores that sell dickies.

Today I received a cool video from our friends in Cameroon. Chris and Sarah gave a little tour of their apartment (the place with three bidets and no refrigerator). Unfortunately, I wasn't able to load the video so this picture taken from their balcony will have to do.

Went to the Georgetown game versus UCLA. If you saw the score, you realize my letter to the team was completely ignored. It was gross.

Great Quote:
"Call Me Sadaam, 'cause I'm gettin' bombed."
- Par Raoofi, 12:43 AM 2/9/03 at Cities in Washington, DC